Zasady Internetu

[Max King]

Znalezione na Urban Dictionary. Te zasady faktycznie mają sens, i nie są tylko jakimś tam tekstem - są setki demotivational pictures z przykładami Rule 34...

Napisałem proste tłumaczenie, ale uznałem że jest do dupy, jak ktoś czegoś nie łapie to niech się spyta. ^^


1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will cum.
48. It will always need moar sauce.
49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
51. Longcat is looooooooooong.
52. If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
53. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
54. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
55. CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
56. Don't mess with football.
57. MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
58. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
59. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
60. If you say Candlejack, you w
61. You cannot divide by zero.
62. The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
63. If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
64. Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.
65. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
68. Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
70. Also, cocks.
71. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
72. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
74. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
75. Around Snacks, CP is lax.
76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
77. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
78. Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions.
79. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
80. No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night.
81. That's not mud.
82. Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.
83. The Internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
84. Rule 87 is true.
85. Yes, it is some chickens.
86. Bobba bobba is bobba.
87. Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
89. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
90. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
91. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
92. Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.
93. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
94. If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
95. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
96. I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face.
97. Shit sucks and will never be stickied.
98. Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.
99. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.
100. ZOMG NONE


Zomg... swoją drogą, jeśli nie wiesz co to /b/, wyobraź sobie Smugglera uprawiającego dziki seks z Robbem - /b/ to miejsce gdzie znajdziesz ich foty.

I pamiętajcie, DO NOT TALK ABOUT /b/.

[ciuciu]

wyobraź sobie Smugglera uprawiającego dziki seks z Robbem - /b/ to miejsce gdzie znajdziesz ich foty.

Akademia Morderczych Namiętności ?

[Max King]

Akademia Morderczych Namiętności ?

Nie wiem, nigdy tam nie byłem.

[Dr. Dundersztyc]

Ładnie to tak kopiować z 4chan'a?

Jesteś /b/ MDM.

A ze smugusiem i kmieciem to słyszałem tylko plotki. Kto wie co na tej Akademii się wyrabia...

[Robseßed]

A ze smugusiem i kmieciem to słyszałem tylko plotki. Kto wie co na tej Akademii się wyrabia...

Smuggler sobie nieźle grabi... widać, że nie lubi geografii, bo inaczej wiedziałby, że wcale tak daleko z Łodzi do Poznania nie mam... Jeszcze jakbym w niej popłynął...

Zasady jak zasady. Kiedyś śmieszne, teraz trąci żałością z nich.

[Max King]

No ale wszyscy rozumieją czemu łączyłem fascynację Roba Williamsem, z punktem 78... ^^

[Robseßed]

Tylko jeden Mod kocha RW, dla reszty jest to krzywdzące. :p

[Alixo]

coś ty sie tak na smugga uparł ?? lol.
Btw. /b/ cie zje!!

[Smuggler]

wyobraź sobie Smugglera uprawiającego dziki seks z Robbem

Nie życzę sobie takich tekstów ;/

[Max King]

Smuggler, wolisz ze mną, kotku?

[Alixo]

WOlisz kakao u chłopców??

[ALCRD]

Smuggler, wolisz ze mną, kotku?

woli ciekawszy humor niż pseudo homoseksualne docinki w twoim stylu

[Max King]

ALCRD, heh ok. Zapamiętam. Widzę, że dobrze wiesz co on lubi.. .

[prawdziwy 666]

Smuggler, wolisz ze mną, kotku?

woli ciekawszy humor niż pseudo homoseksualne docinki w twoim stylu

jakie homoseksualne?

przecież wszyscy wiedzą że Smugusia to kobieta prawda??

poza tym wszyscy tu znamy i kochamy naszą księżniczkę nicośći



co do zasad to są trafne trzeba przyznać

[Smuggler]

Smuggler, wolisz ze mną, kotku?

A wiesz co?Nie dawno była parada równości u nas w Poznaniu , czemu nie wpadłeś?Byłbyś atrakcją dla ludzi z twoją orientacją , w końcu metalem jesteś ;].Zresztą powinni skazać cię za składanie propozycji seksualnych dzieciom.A w więzieniu nie lubią pedofilów , pewnie już się nie możesz doczekać co nie?